So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Randomize
