I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
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Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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