I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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