the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
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Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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