pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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