After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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