Already got asked if we're dating
Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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