I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
We need to rekindle our bromance
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
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