It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Randomize
