i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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