Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
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