You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
as a side note pls kill me
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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