im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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