So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
