YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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