and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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