would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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