try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
