I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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