He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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