You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
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In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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