I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
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I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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