I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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