i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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