didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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