Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
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