yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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