Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
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Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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