just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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