He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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