I didn't shave. On purpose
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Tornado booty call.. dedication
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She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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