That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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