His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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