Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
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Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
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SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
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