I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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