I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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