We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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