I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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