her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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