Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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