So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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