i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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