Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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