i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Randomize