Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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