Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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