I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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