are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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