It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.