Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
this hospital has no fireball
im on a boat
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