"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
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I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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